GM!18 Season 1 Episode 8 Transcript

Honoka Kosaka: Oh! Your f**king awkward! The f**k you tried to blow up our school for?! It's only episode 8 out of 13 of season 1!

Kotori Minami: Yeah mom! We still have another season then we'll be divorsed out of school deshedke then we'll be starting to fall our s**t out!

Honoka: You hear that Ms Minami?! You steppin in the wrong hood motherf**ker! You better back that truck up before you get f**ked up!

Kotori: Yeah homie! We're too young mother- Wait isn't she my mother-

Principal Minami: Woah girl! I didn't realize Ms Ayase's sharpening was contagious! But now you hold the f**k up! Y'all didn't hear me from the top. I was telling Ms Ayase that if y'all didn't do good in the open house, then this school's gonna f**kin explode!

Honoka: Oh well that's no problem.

Eli Ayase (Girl Version): No! We're f**ked because this school barely has anything to defend itself from my impelling doom. And your stupid idol club isn't helping anyone but yourself confident!

Honoka: SUMIMA-F**KING-SEN?! (EX-F**KING-CUSE ME?!)

Eli (Girl Version): So Ms Minami, forget about these twarts and let me have my way for one.

Ms Minami: Hey girl I didn't say you couldn't do anything to stop the explosion I'm just telling you how everything's gonna end! Now kinda f**k up Ms Ayase.

Eli (Girl Version): Will do.

Honoka: Oi! Come back here!

Umi Sonoda: (thinking) And as I watched Eli straight out of the principal's office, my mind replayed her backstory for no reason

Eli (Girl Version): (thinking) And then I closed the door on that flashback because he knew it's that s**t.

Honoka: It was in this moment of time...

Eli (Girl Version): That things started to get very clear to me...

Honoka & Eli: I really need to floody beat thatg s**t on that b***h/sucka!

(Opening plays)

Honoka: Alright! Listen up! We ain't about to have some f**kin megalazer boomy things start blowing up our school for no reason! That's why we we're this group!

Eli (Girl Version): Don't you have any good ideas that will actually benefit our school? Please serve them out, unless this makes the miracles happen ya?

Nozomi Tojo: Joining the idol group.

Eli: Rejected. Next!

Hanayo Koizumi: No! That's how they make a sound chain!

Maki Nishikino (Girl Version): Already tired that. Timeline exploded with it.

Student Council Girl #1: Well, we can always become amuseful to the government by becoming soldier girls!

Eli (Girl Version): Like, attaching s**t parts or writing tanks?

Student Council Girl #1: Yeah~! And the government will see you too keeping the school open!

Eli (Girl Version): (laughs) No. Next thing you've all have suggest for our school to compete in some stupid fighting contest were we use our butts and boosts to push the people out the ring.

Student Council Girl #1: Awww! How do you know?

Eli (Girl Version): Because I'm deligent sucka! Next!

Rin Hoshizora: We build a fort out of pants!

Paypal Yazawa: Yeah and while your at it, why can't I Nico be touching mikazuchi's beam?

Maki (Girl Version): By all means they start 2 explosions in the area and wipe out all of Japan with that stupid bomb of yours. Need I say more about that timeline?

Umi: Orrr, we can just do what we've been doing?

- Ooooooooohh!

Honoka: Duh! Of course! We gotta do some idols**t!

More coming soon!